I will suicide

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yuno44907
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I will suicide

Post by yuno44907 » March 12th, 2015, 2:31 pm

I am going to suicide. I will kill myself bcause:

I have 0 money and my mother takes care of me. She wants to kill me but she cant bcause i am male.
I have no girlfriend. I was have 5 years ago.
I wrote a book. Even my brother didnt read. My mother acting like reading it but i am not stupid.
I have a youtube channel. Noone gives a shit. I am a perfect gamer but people love pewdiepie(pew is not a pro gamer and he is not smartest person in the youtube but i love his videos bcause i am about to suicide)
Everyoneelse hates me bcause of i am a man. Sorry i dont have a pussy. Susage fest is everywhere.

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Re: I will suicide

Post by nackles » March 12th, 2015, 4:30 pm

I think you are looking for PlanetSuicide... go post this unto fourchan or something you jackass.
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Re: I will suicide

Post by PutPixel255 » March 13th, 2015, 12:00 am

go to Thailand and tell em you want a detachable so when your feeling uppity you can hump away like every other jack ass or when feeling down in spirits you can simply disengage the rocket and take it like a queen. personally i prefer the latter :lol: love those rockets. But seriously if your really being serious you should get help.

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Re: I will suicide

Post by chili » March 14th, 2015, 2:51 pm

Chili

yuno44907
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Re: I will suicide

Post by yuno44907 » March 17th, 2015, 6:31 pm

Nobody serious in this forum. Chili i think PC games made by aliens, you can only make stick figure games; right? Aliens made first PC and internet. They are ruling us, i hate them.

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Re: I will suicide

Post by LuisR14 » March 17th, 2015, 11:20 pm

dude, i think you need some help, some psychoanalyst help
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Re: I will suicide

Post by Battlefrog » April 2nd, 2015, 2:19 pm

If this is serious, get help. Go talk to your parents about it.
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Re: I will suicide

Post by yuno44907 » July 2nd, 2015, 1:00 am

Dont worry guys, i am still alive (-8

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